Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

pop punk twitter

pop punk twitter is a wild place. its a place where Kpop Stans constantly are in some kind of drama with parxies. Where artists can talk to and get along/make fun of fans. It takes a while to get into. You might download Twitter once, not really see the point of it and get bored then delete it. Then you re download it a couple of months later and become addicted. Before you know it your profile picture is Tyler Joseph and your bio is some lyrics to a Green Day song.

Stan #1: did you hear about what's going on in pop punk twitter?
Stan #2: ya dude that shits crazy there's beef going on with so many artists

by BrendonIsKing September 22, 2019

She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Twitter Arab

Someone who claims to be either Muslim or Arab, despite patently being a fucking American who can’t point to Palestine (let alone the Middle East) on a map.

A: free Palestine!

B: what are your thoughts on gay rights in the middle east?

A:

A: free Palestine!

B: lmao, Twitter Arab moment

by twohumanskullsbytheway April 21, 2025

Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019