Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011

Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.

person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?

by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009

uber twat

The absolute best example of a female dickhead.

That Ginger is an uber twat, she seems nice but screws you over at every opportunity.

by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008

Mc Twat

A completely ignorant person, someone who is unable to have rational thought, a stupid person, narrow minded, a Foamer, probably reads the tabloids

That is so not true, why do you have to be such a Mc Twat

by Butterfly-2010 July 9, 2010

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

by Maraqui February 11, 2012