by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the turd literate mug.When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
by ViciousValley September 20, 2023
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Get the butt turd mug.Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
Get the Turd burglar mug.A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
Get the Polished Turd mug.This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
by Craigsfat May 9, 2021
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