Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.

Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct

by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

Troll yawn

New Zealand slang for queef.

Damn girl! That’s the longest troll yawn I’ve ever heard!

by Trollyawning March 11, 2022

Troll-scope

When a person known as a troll (someone who strives to trick people) pretend they will not troll you but then proceed to 360 in your mouth and trick yo

Conor and Will, the troll-masters, hid behind the bush to troll-scope the kids leaving the party.

Man 2: "Please do not kill me I am reading my book"

man 1: "Ok"
man 1: *kills man 2*
man 1: "get troll-scoped lozer swizz

by jellyfamjuheardd69 May 18, 2017

Troll Hole

noun. A gap in logic or reasoning in any argument that leaves the presenter open to criticism by internet trolls.

"If you're going to review that headphone, be sure to close any possible troll holes: take measurements as well as discussing what you heard."

by OneLetterFromMythical November 5, 2018

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021