rooster neck

A rooster neck refers to the Labia Majora, specifically when they have become loose due to aging, excessive intercourse, or a tractor accident

Monica's rooster neck is so big and nasty, it's like a hairy quilt.

by Willie the Wave October 27, 2007

dick neck

Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the dick.

That blond guy is such a dick neck, saw him popping in the locker room.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

chicken neck

loser with a chicken dick

he has a chicken neck dick

by yusuf August 30, 2008

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013

Neck-Nipples

Noun- When an old person is past the point of getting rid of moles, they grow on their neck and appear to look like small nipples erupting from the skin.

Our teacher is so nasty, her neck-nipples are the first thing you notice when you walk into her room.

by Foxxy Grandpa June 30, 2011

left neck

A lefty commie liberal who takes their views and position so seriously and so violently that only the position itself is different from the mentality of a typical redneck...

I heard the left necks burned a bunch of SUVs last week...I think that car dealer is going to have to close up and go out of business.

by allgoodinthehood October 15, 2011