Martin

A term commonly used to describe a person who doesn’t know how to shut up.

,,He just talked about nuclear bombs for three hours! Like nobody asked??! He’s annoying as sh*t…”
,,I know right? He’s such a Martin!”

by martinsmrdi February 5, 2022

evie martin

Most weirdest person you will ever meet

bro that girl is such an evie martin

by eviemartin123 February 14, 2022

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

Martin Huey

Sexiest dilf on the planet , extremely dominant would destroy every woman. Massive cock

What a sexy wee Martin Huey I wish my cock was that massive

by Yeoitsmee December 16, 2021

Conner Martin

A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.

He has a small willy and never gets a shag.

Omg he’s just like Conner Martin

by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020

peder martin

Whipped as little whiteboy

"Youre so fucking peder martin"

by Mr305bitch January 19, 2017