captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.

captain semen is the best captain ever!

by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Liquor Captain

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If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^

One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.

"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."

by HorseWithGloves September 5, 2018

Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.

Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump

hey loo its captain idiot

by Walking Lie August 4, 2021

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011