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sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.
I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.
by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016
mugGet the sock trollmug.

troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.
Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.
by TheWriter April 20, 2013
mugGet the troll heavenmug.

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.
OI, TROLL POLE!!!
by blue chicken September 22, 2010
mugGet the troll polemug.

Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.
Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct
by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019
mugGet the Troll Instinctmug.

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
mugGet the news trollmug.

Troll Dancing

Moving one's body in vivacious manner, such that those around you believe it to be a sincere expression of joy, but your true motivations are to sow discord and mock the entire event.
"Patrick had a great time at the concert last night. Did you see him dancing?"
"Nah, that was troll dancing, bruh. He hated it."
by matrickP February 11, 2021
mugGet the Troll Dancingmug.

Invisible Troll

One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.
Stop being an invisible troll.
by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010
mugGet the Invisible Trollmug.

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