The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. by ChristianGreyisGay April 20, 2021
Get the Richardmug. Tall, dark and handsome. Not only is he flawless but he is a musician as well. He writes his own songs, and they are just beautiful. His voice is even better.. When singing you just wanna cry, because it sounds like dew from a flower dropping onto the ground.
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3
- Do you know anyone who is quite as amazing as Douglas Richard Stickel?
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.
by milton.saraa May 2, 2010
Get the Douglas Richard Stickelmug. Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
"Oh no, it's Karen's husband, Richard."
by Not_A_Cat_84 August 18, 2020
Get the Richardmug. Worst person you will ever associate with, Dont go near him, Dont date a Richard, they think they are all that, but they are really just crackheads, who like doing coke, Love to party and have sex Any chance they get, Will lie to your face and say they love you, but they will hurt you, you will end up like Amber.
Why are you crying again? Was it Richard?.
by youwillnevermknow April 3, 2019
Get the Richardmug. Richard Smiths is a well-known figure in the COM community, often referred to as a "COM boss" for his influence and dominance. He rose to fame after publicly clashing with notable rivals KT and Zeuski—conflicts that he ultimately came out on top of, solidifying his reputation. Beyond the beef, Richard is also widely recognized for his unmatched sense of style and swag. He's known for casually flexing on the timeline, buying up everyone's favorite grails and setting trends with every post. Whether it's streetwear heat or limited-edition drops, Richard always stays one step ahead of the game.
by imktt May 29, 2025
Get the richard smithsmug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
Get the slinky richardmug.