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Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!
by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010
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myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool
Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead
by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013
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myspaceing it

to be on myspace 24/7 like a low-life with no actual friends.
I wonder what the bitch is doing?
Oh she's probably myspaceing it.
by layackesita September 1, 2009
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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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MySpace Meet

Meeting someone on a social networking site, such as MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter
Hey, it's nice to MySpace Meet you!
by Allizard07 July 2, 2009
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The Myspace

The pose everybody does for their myspace profile picture: a peace sign with middle and index finger held next to their face, and a smile
"Look at her do The Myspace! It looks really good."

"I wish i could do The Myspace that well"
by Sara_No_H March 30, 2010
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myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
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