MOUSE

THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE

by CatMan3 February 24, 2021

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024

Lake mouse

When you are skinny dipping and a girl rubs her hairy vagina on your leg

Ewwww kiara just rubbed her lake mouse on me

by Lakemouse101 July 18, 2019

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022

Cheese mouse

The prosses of walking into a chuck e cheese and having the chance og becoming pregnant

Hony i just got fucked by a cheese mouse today b3cause i walked into a chucke cheese

by Comic shane May 30, 2018