Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.

Jason made love to his girlfriend, and skateboarded of into the night.

by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021

Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 2, 2022

Jason

Takes jokes to heart

Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean

by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021

Jason

A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.

Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019

Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap May 31, 2018

Jason

A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs

Jason is a smart af person

by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025