Wall of Text Syndrome

A post that suffers from a massive amount of words. Can be abbreviated as WOTS.

I saw this post and it had serious wall of text syndrome

by TheGalaxyGamer May 29, 2013

Mid-sex Text

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.

"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"

by Shebesta16 May 7, 2015

Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

Text maniac

An individual who sends an inappropriately large number of SMS text messages, especially to an actual or potential romantic partner. The text maniac's messages are typically banal and uninteresting.

Jane: "I think heard your phone beep. Did you just get a message?"
Lucy: (checking) "Yeah, it's from John. AGAIN. He's such a text maniac- he's messaged me 10 times already today."

by Helsta December 23, 2009

textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007