Tom Brady 

A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period

He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady

Tom Brady by TomBradyHellaGAy November 4, 2019

tom white 

the biggest faggot, a huge queer, sucks so much cock

him: sucking dick
you: you suck that like such a tom white

tom white by uareafatbuffaloyes February 15, 2018

Tom Goes to the Mayor 

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.

Community Spirit! Food!

Tom Goes to the Mayor by rtil March 27, 2005

tom cruise 

douche, douchebag, major douchebag

tom cruise acts like a douche off screen constantly, plus i think he is suffering from reality angst, which we are suffering from. get this guy on drug for fuck's sake

tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag

tom cruise by xvxununun October 10, 2006

Tom cruise 

Noun:

Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.

"Damn! Tom Cruise was really good in Rain Man!"

"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."

Tom cruise by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

Tom DeLonge 

Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.

hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game

Tom DeLonge by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006

Tom Kaulitz 

By far the most sexiest German boy on Earth.
He's the guitarist in the band Tokio Hotel. He's only nineteen years old but is still the closest thing to a greek god you could get.
Tom is the older twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, who is the lead singer of their band Tokio Hotel.
He is very loved by Tokio Hotel fans because of his sex appeal.
He is absolutely gorgeous, and indefinable. This description is still inferior to what he really is because he's that great.

Tom Kaulitz is sex.

Charmaine:Tom Kaulitz is a sex God!
Jessica:I still like Bill.

Tom Kaulitz by Charmaine Kaulitz January 12, 2009