Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali March 15, 2016

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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 09, 2024

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aural masturbation

When someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person's idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue...and simply won't STFU.

Steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.

by MoGyver December 29, 2015

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Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

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