olivias wife

Olivias wife is called Elizabeth

Over there is olivias wife

by Imkingsobackoff September 15, 2021

wifing

what does the term wifing business mean

I purchases a thermal mug with the saying being a boss and wifing business...

by Pennwynne June 12, 2022

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Wife

Another term for dishwasher

Did you see my new wife? Yeah my old dishwasher was better

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022