W.T.F.

A saying or slogan meaning We Think Fast.

David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010

tfb

Typical Female Bullshit; may be associated with PMS.

your buddy: "so then she says, 'when i say nothing's wrong and walk away, you're supposed to follow me and keep asking me what's wrong until i tell you. then you're supposed to make me feel better.'"

you: "TFB, dude. TFB."

by cmoore63 July 11, 2006

TFIF

"the fuck it factor"

the ability and likelyhood of a person to say "fuck it" to their obligations/responsiblities.

He has a lot of studying to do for the final but the TFIF is pretty high.

by Sanddoggy July 15, 2009

TFD

TFD is an abbreviation for Trolling for Dick

'Trolling for Dick' is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Dude stop with the TFD."

"The girl is seriously TFD."

by The Moyer April 7, 2010

tfym

That Face You Make.

TFYM when you realize that girl you tongued the other night was really a dude.

by K.ING May 10, 2014

P.T.F.O.

partied the fuck out

yo homie im fuckin smashed iv P.T.F.O., goodnight

by mrmagic172 December 6, 2011

W-T-F

what the "f" word this is for the people that cant curse.

W-T-F is wrong with you?

by bobyboe April 23, 2006