Furiosa Syndrome

A mental delusion that inflicts only men into believing they will experience Spontaneous Castration at the sight of a powerful woman.

"Aaron's got that Furiosa Syndrome, he thinks his dick will fall off if he goes to see the new MadMax movie"

by Gavriel.Discordia July 4, 2015

Yandere Syndrome

Also known as pulling an Annie Wilkes. When a website or forum obsessess over one person to the point of being borderline creepy and almost psychotic, going to such lengths as screencapping everything that person does if it doesn't involve them, posting overly long forum threads about said user, trying to coax said user into joining the website or forum they're apart of and just going out of their way to make sure said person is associated with said site or forum forever.

Toddriller has the worst case of Yandere Syndrome ever.

by MM132 April 2, 2016

Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

Elmer Fudd Syndrome

A speech Impediment that involves the R's in words being spoken as W's.

Elmer Fudd Syndrome is when you say Raskly Rabbit as Waskly Wabbit.

by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011