A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.
"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"
by Missy April 10, 2005
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Some are there....some are not there!
by Clay Rookdoggi November 23, 2004
Get the summer teeth mug.If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008
Get the epsom summersaults mug.When a girl post “I miss summer” in a bathing suit on Snapchat in the middle of winter, it means they want to show off there body in a bathing suit. Mainly hoes do this
Kk: “I wanna post a picture in my swim suit but it’s not summer”
Friend “just put ‘I miss summer’ as your caption“
Friend “just put ‘I miss summer’ as your caption“
by Toelover152 March 30, 2019
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Get the summer teeth mug.In a school year, when girls finish a grade looking flat both up and down. They may have a good personality and may be a good friend. The Deal is when they come back from summer looking hot!!!
by K Master M January 21, 2004
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