straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Straight slappen

Its a term to describe something that's really good or amazing for example food, anal e.g.

'That shit is straight slappen' - God

by Big P Innit November 24, 2021

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy

Bro this song is Straight homo

by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020

Super-straight

Someone who thinks that being transphobic is a sexuality

I'm not transphobic, I'm super-straight!

by Nerdolio April 23, 2021

Pulley Straight

A 4 card straight in poker. Example would be a hand consisting of 5, 6, 7, 8, 10.

A player lost a hand playing a Pulley Straight. (A four card straight).

by JJ08er November 7, 2020