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Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.
Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

The boy you like that has the most beautiful sapphire eyes and warm toned brown hair. He has a warm smirky smile that makes you blush for no reason, and is someone who is decently athletic, highly intelligent, and hysterical but above all kind.
Britney: Wow, who is that cute guy over there?
Nina: That's Steven
by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021
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Steven

The guy you have a crush on. His crystal sapphire eyes, warm brown hair and warm, smirky smile will make you blush-without reason. He has a great sense of humor, is highly intelligent, and is slightly athletic, but above all kind. If you come across a Steven, make sure to become his friend-he's a keeper!
Britney: WOW, he seems super cute and nice!
Ona: Yeah, that's Steven!
by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021
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Steven

Frikin Steven
Naomi: omg there’s Steven
Ben: Frikin Steven 🙄
by mylifebelikeoooowaaaa November 21, 2021
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Steven

hoomanoid one: bro have you seen how Steven has been acting recently?
hoomanoid two: yea, he has download donald trumps personality
by last century March 19, 2022
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Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
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