wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall May 28, 2012

Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

by Christofa July 20, 2013

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"

Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"

by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

by >:) November 22, 2015

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart April 24, 2016