Squatload 

Large amounts

"That tree has a squatload of apples on it."

Squatload by Reywasol December 3, 2009

Squatchsker 

A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.

Yeah, I know who he is, he is a Squatchsker, and he gets made fun of for it.

Squatchsker by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010

squeak of shame 

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.

There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.

squeak of shame by Stall Master April 14, 2010

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

Squatch'd by remmyreel April 23, 2010

Squeak'd

When Squeak from /s/ swoops in and gives the rapidshare links to a particular girl.

Who is this girl?

Squeak: It's all here: link to tna

Y'all just been Squeak'd.

Squeak'd by Montreal Guy June 6, 2010

Squatability 

The potential of a derelict building for squatting purposes

"That abandoned apartment block has real squatability"
"I'm not walking down there, there's an abandoned apartment block. Total squatability!"

Squatability by Squatface! November 7, 2010

Squathering 

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

Squathering by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010