spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

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spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011

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spunglecum

The act of crying

I spunglecummed (verbacular) all night because NCIS/JAG crossover was on point**

by thebunglordcone4ever October 22, 2015

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Spunk then dunk

Used to say to either have a one night or to cum (or spunk) inside the lady, making them pregnant or leaving cum in side them

I'm gonna spunk then dunk inside georgia tonight

by Anal boi June 2, 2017

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Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

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