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Spungletrumpet 

n. (slang)

Penis. Etymologically related to spungle.
Mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the penis, or when ridiculing others.

Rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.
"Ouch! I appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip."

"His spungletrumpet wasn't really worth a second look, Mum"
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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