kim jong spoon

*Confused Spoon Noises*

Kim Jong Spoon Will consume your soul

kim jong spoon by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020

the double spoon wammy 

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

the double spoon wammy by Regret June 10, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon 

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

Peanut Butter Spoon by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon 

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

Peanut Butter Spoon by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

There is no spoon by Evilous Dark Power December 1, 2020

Nature's spoon 

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

Nature's spoon by King Carb December 11, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

Lost the Spoon in the Batter by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021