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spit on my bumper

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022
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spits

Slang for oral sex, head.

A blowjob.
Guy 1: Yo did you end up getting with Krista last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave me the spits too.

Guy 1: Let’s goooo
by ericnieves01 September 18, 2019
mugGet the spitsmug.

spit of their teeth

To resemble in action or in personality another person.

The spitting image of someone.

Irish origins.
He is the spit of their teeth
by Jacob_Nickleson June 9, 2019
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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016
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When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube
Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
by Chkeni February 4, 2025
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Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018
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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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