Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

SpiderDick

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably

Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom

by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018

Spider Queen

Billie Eilish

She is such a spider queen.

by Billie Eilish Fan January 29, 2019

Smiler

An entity of the Backrooms made of only a toothed, grinning mouth and glowing eyes.

It is unknown if Smilers have a body, as they only lurk in darkness.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Translucent spider

Paint your penis multiple colours and jizz on a wall

Ah lad the translucent spider is some craic

by The viper higgins January 13, 2020

spiderman

as a man climaxes while haveing anal sex, he cums in his hand while simultaneously spitting on the chicks back. As she turns around he takes his hand and flings his load in the upset females face. Mimicing a web.

Its like that rap song...we dont superman no more, we just spiderman dat hoe! lol

by big matt April 29, 2008

Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.

by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008