speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

speed me

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them

friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do

by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017

Speed packing

Speed packing is a form of "Discord Packing" that requires alot of time to get well, Here are examples of speed packers, Skondo, Xenvo, Xlinus, Toronto, Soronto

"Hey Skondo wanna speed pack against Toronto or Soronto?"

Skondo says: "Hell yeah ill smoke that n*gga" as he would.

Speed packing is Amazing - Toronto N Soronto

by SorontoxToronto June 5, 2022

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

Glitchy speed

Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.

Giannis Antetokounmpo, Russell Westbrook are the best examples of glitchy speed.

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

High-Speed Rail

The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.

Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.

-to be continued.....

“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”

“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”

“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“

by High speed > Low Speed October 22, 2022