Slackery

A medical term, meaning that an individual (usually male) has engaged in copious amounts of rectum raiding, and therefore there rectum protrudes from the rear, not unlike a football sock.

Gok Wan: I had the worst poo yesterday, my anus touched the water in the bowl.

Innocent bystander: Thats quite the case of slackery you have.

by warcryking! October 27, 2008

Smuckered Out

What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.

Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli?
Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008

slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

Sucker Punch

Gay slang for sucking dick

"I got a sucker punch last night from Zak."

by BootHands December 7, 2020

lime sucker

A less pussy way to call a dude a limey.
also: "lime sucking bastard"

Damn check out the fucked up grill on that Lime-sucker.

by Coz August 22, 2003

sak sucker

Someone who sucks a mans testicles, not teabagging but also not a blow job. Somewhere in between the two. Can be Man or Woman.

That Eoin guy is the biggest Sak Sucker i've ever met

God kelly is such a Sak sucker

by loftus June 12, 2007

Cheek sucker

An unsightly human being, generally of the female persuasion, who attempts to disguise their copious facial adipose tissue by sucking in their cheeks during photo ops.

"Whoa bro, take a look at that cheek sucker right there, hope she's not on OKC."

by 4_DaLulz June 16, 2011