sports

not golf

sports require skill and are physical unlike golf

by Jeff Robert Scottson May 14, 2019

Slotsicle

A frozen dildo

That girl really needs to chill. Or get laid. Maybe she should just kill two birds with one stone and use a slotsicle.

by Cambridge Comma July 20, 2019

shorts szn

means “shorts season”

aka summer

“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”

by dontstopme April 6, 2019

Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.

Mary today was being a sports fish

by Drike August 11, 2019

Sports

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

Sportshacker318

A sportshacker318 is usually a very toxic piece of shit with no life to live. Sometimes sportshacker318’s likes to get buttfucked by there uncle. A sportshacker318 is also a nickname for a virgin with a very small dick.

Oh no, think my friend is a sportshacker318. He must have a very small dick!

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u January 23, 2020