Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

by Soft launcher November 19, 2021

skotic

1. A skater who becomes a gothic, but actually is neither a skater nor a gotic.
2. a sad person

She's a skotic and a wannabe

by erik December 14, 2003

skooties

Skooties: 1) Slang. Combonation of the words skirt and boobies, to describe the quality, firmness and beauty of a womans ass while she is wearing a skirt. 1) Slang: Combonation of the two words cooties and skater, refering to the transmiting of cooties from a skater to an unsuspecting person.

1)Gawd daum! check it! them skooties walking down the street..mmmm..bet ya i could bounce a quater off them hip-high skooties.
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!

Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?

by JamesEX May 13, 2004

Soft 17

A 17 year-old girl who will turn 18 within a week. Like the blackjack hand, it may be pemissible to hit on a soft 17, but not a hard 17.

Dude, she's a soft 17. If you were to hit that and get caught, the judge would probably go easy on you.

by Ludditeright October 6, 2010

Soft War

Soft War is war which is taken part after end of cold war between Putin's Russia and US. Soft war is also war between Internet heroes and different software.

Russia lost in cold war but is winning in soft war.

by carusel_man1 May 13, 2014