car sexual

a car sexual is someone who likes to ride their car a little too much

person 1 what sexuality are you?

person 2 oh I'm car sexual

person 1 whats that

person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car

person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?

person 2 oh, not like driving it

by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022

Sexual Intercourse

What me and your mum did last night

hey, have you ever had Sexual Intercourse?

by solid chap November 22, 2021

metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.

Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.

by Mighty max August 3, 2007

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

Sexual Bases

First Base: Eye contact

Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands

Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!

by 123username321 October 9, 2015

Sexual Ruckus

What my neighbors complain about on a daily basis.

The sexual ruckus you two made kept me up all night...literally.

by Gangstaballa247 August 10, 2009

sexual chimney

the act of fucking a girl doggy style and lighting a cigarette, then spreading her ass cheeks and using her balloon knot as an ashtray

So I was having a cigarette last night when Jenna started blowing me and all of a sudden she bent over and I was hitting it from behind. All of a sudden I realized I had no where to ash my cigarette so I turned Jenna into a sexual chimney.

by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010