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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 4, 2021
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secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2021
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Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.
“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”
by Cumquatch January 18, 2022
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Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.
“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
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secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.
A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.
by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022
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