shit sandwich

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

by freethecheeba August 5, 2009

tuna sandwich

giving a stank pussey some head oral

The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck

by glen March 7, 2005

ass sandwich

1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds

My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

oreo sandwich

Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)

OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

Cock Sandwich

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010

sandwich filling

the woman (usually) i the middle of a spit roast or a sandwich.

I'm usually the sandwich filling when having a gang bang. It's fun!

by GirlSkater April 9, 2004

weiner sandwich

someone who spills the beans.

oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?

by Andrew Medeiros March 27, 2007