salty nut roll

When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth

"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"

salty nut roll by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016

salty cottage cheese 

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

salty cottage cheese by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Salty crumbler 

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

Salty crumbler by Black dot April 14, 2017

salty breadstick 

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

salty breadstick by only poly October 2, 2017

Salty Cunt 

An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.

"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"

Salty Cunt by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018

Salty Meat Chicken 

An expressions used to explain what an odd, weird, and creepy person eats at dinner parties.

Coco was eating that salty meat chicken at the party last night.

Salty Meat Chicken by MCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC February 3, 2018

Salty Raccoon 

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

Salty Raccoon by Wambo December 2, 2020