Skip to main content

my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
mugGet the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1 mug.

Sons of Heaven

A term that could be used sarcastically to refer to socially powerful Chinese people, particularly those who are corrupt or who are trying to covertly influence other countries. The term can refer to CCP officials, other public figures working (openly or secretly) on behalf of the Chinese government, or even leaders of organized Chinese crime groups, etc.

It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor.

It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.
I don’t have anything against ordinary Chinese people, but the Sons of Heaven have FAR too much influence in Hollywood and Washington, D.C., and that’s a real problem.

My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America.

I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again.

The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024
mugGet the Sons of Heaven mug.

Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch
by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024
mugGet the Stupid useless son of a bitch mug.

Son

(1). Eastern equivalent (mostly used in New York) - A close friend

(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(1). "What's up son!"

(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."

Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"

Sam: "Do you like him?"

Joyce: "Yeah..."

Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022
mugGet the Son mug.

Big Son

A very powerful and sacred word that is used to describe the size of a particular lad. It is typically used to describe only the largest and in chargest of sons…
by #TheOGBigSon December 10, 2022
mugGet the Big Son mug.

Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words
Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!
by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022
mugGet the Son Of A Shithead mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email