porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009

Twitter Shitter

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.

"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"

by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008

shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

the shitter

the bathroom
to take a shit

jon: where did ya go?
jeff: i went to the shitter
Jon: tmi

by mizz kc February 1, 2007

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Suicide Shitter

When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the bomb. Generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.

Akmed: sup Mohammed? Wow, this market is really packed, eh? Check out Abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. Oh, look at me; I'm Abdul and I think I'm so important with my magical chicken stand. I provide protein for people and think I'm the hottest shit in town.

Mohammed: Ha ha. So true, so true. And what's with the ridiculous hat? Like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? He thinks he's so Western with his flashy ball cap...it says "New York Mets" on it. What the fuck is that?

Akmed: I KNOW! Have you ever seen his wife? She doesn't even wear a Burka - like HELLO? Um...I wonder if she's going to hell.

Mohammed: Maybe she's a New York Met. Maybe that's what the hat means. Like, yeah...I'm Kuljeet and I'm Abdul's wife and I want to be New York Met - I'm so cool. Or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? Who knows. They are freaking weird.

Akmed: oh,oh -watch! He's killing the chicken. JUST DO IT ALREADY! Oh shit, do you think he heard me? Ha ha...duck! Ok, he didn't see us. I hate that about him. He always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it's head off with -

************BOOM************!

Akmed: What happened?

Mohammed: Run! Suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!!

Akmed: No, wait - what is that all over...?

Mohammed: Sick. Dude. There's shit everywhere. Must've been one of those suicide shitters. That is nasty.

Akmed: Yeah, like seriously. Hold it together for just another second, man. I hate those guys that are all scared and crap there pants right before. So lame.

Mohammed: I know. Ha ha - look! Abdul's stand has shit all over it. YEAH BITCH! Try and sell those chickens now, motherfucker! What a loser.

Akmed: Let's go take a shower.

Mohammed: uh...

by Pollup January 31, 2008