After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.
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Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
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An emphasis of the word "Shit" commonly used in reverence or awe. "she-aht" is the phonetic pronunciation, drawn out, once again, to emphasize the word and make a phrase similar to "holy shit" and the like while sounding more badass.
"Is that you, Rick? Under all that man bush? Shiat.... I would NOT have messed with that guy."
~Negan, The Walking Dead; Season 7, episode 4
~Negan, The Walking Dead; Season 7, episode 4
by Drunken Hamster October 29, 2017
Get the Shiat mug.Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!
Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.
Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.
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