car sexual

a car sexual is someone who likes to ride their car a little too much

person 1 what sexuality are you?

person 2 oh I'm car sexual

person 1 whats that

person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car

person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?

person 2 oh, not like driving it

by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022

Sexual Intercourse

What me and your mum did last night

hey, have you ever had Sexual Intercourse?

by solid chap November 22, 2021

metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.

Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.

by Mighty max August 3, 2007

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

Sexual Bases

First Base: Eye contact

Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands

Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!

by 123username321 October 9, 2015

sexual actuality

actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!

i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!

by michael foolsley August 13, 2010

Dual-Sexual

Someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both sexes. A dual sexual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. This is not to be confused with "bisexuals" who are attracted to both sexes all the time.

"I think Brian is Bisexual"
"Nah bro he's dual-sexual"

by GayGiraffe September 14, 2014