hey, have you ever had Sexual Intercourse?
by solid chap November 22, 2021
person 1 what sexuality are you?
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
by vanilla8989 June 06, 2022
An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.
His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
by Mighty max July 07, 2007
A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
by Grant January 10, 2005
First Base: Eye contact
Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands
Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands
Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!
by 123username321 August 27, 2015
actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 12, 2010
Someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both sexes. A dual sexual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. This is not to be confused with "bisexuals" who are attracted to both sexes all the time.
by GayGiraffe September 15, 2014