by mpax73 June 9, 2020
Get the saltsmug. He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
Get the salt consumermug. Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
Get the Saltsmug. by billferd January 1, 2014
Get the salted zankymug. Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it
He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time
She he was the best salted rim shes every had
She he was the best salted rim shes every had
by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023
Get the Salted Rimmug. Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
Get the saltsmug. by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
Get the Saltmug.