Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.

I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these

redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout

by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025

Reddit

The internet’s dick measuring contest

I use reddit, and I can say that without a doubt I have the most knowledge on any given subject. More than anyone else in this room… Why yes I do fuck my hand at night how can you tell?

by LemoneySpaghetty January 18, 2026

The Reddings

Used to refer to malboro reds for B.E.T.

Yo, lets watch the reddings on B.E.T.
awww yea son

by Asidbath February 2, 2007

Avenue Roadie

A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs

My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.

I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.

by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011

katie reddin

A midget whore lesbian

Katie Reddin is a whore

by Katie Reddin is a whore January 24, 2015