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Robert

Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.
Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!
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robert

A fine sexy man that only hott girls find attractive.

-Has rosy cheeks.
-And hott hairy legs.
Hott girl: That robert is one hot guy.
Ugly girl: ew he is ugly.
by ahyeeeeeees . March 6, 2010
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robertas

A really annoying guy that you will call upon to do your bidding
Robertas cum here now
by Big fat definitely nota cerise December 8, 2017
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Robert Gordon’s College

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd
Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane
by Bedifdsre March 31, 2019
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roberto

a breed of stupid people that usually mates with other breeds of even idiotic people called “sleepy”
melvin: says something intellectual like she always do

roberto: *wacky memes*
by melvintheelephant May 2, 2019
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Robert

Robert has soft light brown hair, and breathe taking green eyes that you could stare into for eternity. He's super sweet. He loves to laugh and make you laugh when all you feel like doing is crying. His smile shines brighter than the sun itself. He's muscular but not huge nor fat. He has hands made for holding. Robert loves to be close and personal with people and there's not a single chance to ever back away from him. He's the type of person you want to be closer to. He's easy to get close to even when you have blockades and barriers surrounding you. He doesn't give up on people no matter how hard they push him away. He cares maybe a little to much. You can trust him with your secrets. Roberts are typically the best friend to have and the hardest friend to lose. He speaks his mind but tries not to hurt people. He has felt much pain in his life and wouldn't wish any of the pain experience onto anyone.
marissa: "Is Robert here today?"
Sara: "I dont know but HE BETTER BE!"
marissa: "this class is nothing without Robert"

Luke: "Why the hell isnt Robert here?"
Robert: *walks in class late*
EVERYONE: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU JESUS!!"
by I am Nobody. May 7, 2013
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Robert

He is a weird ass nigga ,, he sometimes is danger to society and he also is known for being a dog molester.
That damn Robert always tryna touch boys and animals,,

he nasty.
by BigBlackCockT22 January 5, 2017
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