Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

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Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

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Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up

Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure

by Topside88 January 5, 2019

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Gulls Retardation

If you suffer from Gulls retardation that means that your absolute dog at every game you play. You are the biggest schmuck and you are not meant to play games.

Bro did you see how this kid builds he looks like he has contracted Gulls Retardation

by A.Shush.Man September 7, 2019

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