awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.

Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."

by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2026

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Resmarted

To post innumerable lyrics, poems, or quotes to your flickr/myspace/facebook profiles, and loosely play them off as your own by not giving credit. To resmart.

Jillian's profile is so damn resmarted, it's full of wannabe Radiohead lyrics.

by Mary A May 8, 2008

retardeeze

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

by muchosucko June 26, 2008

Resmarted

A comment or an idea made with good intentions that is actually retarded.

Caley creates some of the most resmarted ideas, she thinks her ideas work but they are so retarded.

by Jackel 6 October 14, 2010

Retardec

The disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of retarded. The cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had retardec. If used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. This disease is regularly non-contagious, but depending on the case, it can be. On the grammer of the word, it is is normally mispronounced with the S as a K, when in fact, it sounds like a S.

"Man, my computer has Retardec! It's running so slow, it is a Mac, but it should be able to run Crysis 2, right?

by Dr. Megawarp January 26, 2012