dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."

Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

by Kent Rockefeller April 6, 2004

Pocatello

A mountainous desert region in southern Idaho. You're either Mormon or an avid drinker and drug user. Pocatello is nice in the spring but is known for having no fall and goes from freezing ice covered hell to blistering dry summer. Pocatello is a railroad city and there are tons of them all over the place. The city is bridged into two sides. Old town and the modern city where Idaho State University is. The politicians are stupid and republican. All they care about are doing construction on roads so in the summer and winter there is horrible construction on the freeway.There is nothing to do in Pocatello. You hike around and do outdoor stuff in the summer. When winter hits you either ski and snowboard or you never ever go outside. People in Pocatello are used to nature so they don't cream their pants when they see it. The deer run around during all seasons on the icy roads trying to make you die. If you live here you probably know 5 people that have hit one. During the summer it takes 15 minutes to go out into the mountains and see moose and all sorts of majestic shit. Most people that live here hate it, but because there is little real crime its a peaceful town. You can walk down streets at night without fear of being robbed or shot. There are no blacks in Idaho but a lot of Mexicans and Indians. Pocatello was named after "Chief Pocatello" from a Indian that died for some noble cause after the whites killed and enslaved his people so the mormons named their city after him.

Hey lets go to the woods and get really baked and then come back and play video games because there is nothing to do in Pocatello.

by Intrepid Traveler December 31, 2010

potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

pink potato

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff

ah he such a pink potato aint he

by shanus the anus 2k10 May 11, 2010

Sexy potatoes

A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.

Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.

by Aisuuu November 11, 2012

Potatobug Split

The potatobug is a sexual position where the woman's legs are completely bent back and up over her head, making her look like a rolled up potatobug while the guy has sex with her from the front, leaning on the back her extended legs.

He had me in a potatobug split position and could get deeper than ever.

by Lee May 13, 2005

potato neckless

Like a Pearl Neckless but with shit.

Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!

by solomonk3 March 28, 2008