by im just that guy September 17, 2010
by -Veno- September 01, 2010
by Morgan Gratton September 20, 2008
1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.
Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Confucius say don't drink this shit.
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg December 07, 2016
A Frog (Frenchman) is innately dishonest. If you see a Frog with pockets, he will probably try to rob you because he is a thief.
by Dan Wrather December 24, 2010
she only wants me for the money & she knows how to get it, she's a pocket raper!!
or
dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
or
dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
by The Homie G 702 June 28, 2010
To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call.
I pocket-emailed my boss while mountain biking after calling in sick. Now he wants to know what "V*qw" means, and why I'm so sunburned.
by Jim O'Sims June 11, 2008