beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.
Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)
by iBrokeMyGlasses January 30, 2024
Get the beatboxing puppy mug.

yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013
Get the yes puppy mug.

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
Get the Semen Puppy mug.

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 16, 2015
Get the hurt puppy syndrome mug.

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.
1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.
by BossJD August 11, 2022
Get the Broke Puppy mug.

CUTE PUPPY

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...
"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."
by Sickapple Nation February 21, 2016
Get the CUTE PUPPY mug.

Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner November 24, 2007
Get the Puppy Playland mug.