Desmos Poleezos

Desmos Poleezos is the sexiest man alive. When you look at him, he's a piece of art. breath taking.

Person 1: Omg who is that handsome man?
Person 2: Thats Desmos Poleezos, the sexiest man alive.
Person 1: Wow hes making my banana hard.
Person 2: I feel the same way

by Shrexysri January 27, 2020

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019

polesmoker

one who sucks cock

my girlfriend

by nick March 2, 2004

Polewaczyk

A last name so powerful, so awesome, that the Gods' themselves chose it as their personal favorite. It is said that a person with the last, middle, or first name as Polewaczyk, shall have great wealth, a superb figure, and be talented at everything he/she does.

Pronounced: Pole-la-wa-check.

Bob: "Did you hear that new guys last name?"
Jim: "No, what is it?"
Bob: "Polewaczyk"
Jim: "Holy mother of God!"
Bob: "Shall we bow to him?"
Jim: "Let's"

by CalcuMin June 30, 2008

poletti

An old italian slang word, poletti is used to describe a flacid penis

I wanted to fuck him last night, but when he unzipped he had a poletti.

by ALCsurvivor September 27, 2012

Ask the Poles. They know.

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.

- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.

by TomGore April 13, 2010

rolley poley

-A potato bug. Rolls up into a ball when frightened.

-A short round fat person.

Little Timmy was collecting rolley poleys that he found under rocks int he backyard.

Look at that lady crossing the street, what a rolley poley.

by DB January 14, 2005